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The Appropriative Plants Edition

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If you have cornrows and are white, you should either be a farmer or MMA fighter. Cats would kill you. Water conservation is important on Earth as well as Mars (or Arrakis). Both Black people and women are people, but biracial people have hybrid vigor (and hotness). Be like Luke Skywalker: get a Confederate flag!

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Thomm Quackenbush is an author and teacher in the Hudson Valley. Double Dragon publishes four novels in his Night's Dream series (We Shadows, Danse Macabre, and Artificial Gods, and Flies to Wanton Boys). He has sold jewelry in Victorian England, confused children as a mad scientist, filed away more books than anyone has ever read, and tried to inspire the learning disabled and gifted. He is capable of crossing one eye, raising one eyebrow, and once accidentally groped a ghost. When not writing, he can be found biking, hiking the Adirondacks, grazing on snacks at art openings, and keeping a straight face when listening to people tell him they are in touch with 164 species of interstellar beings.

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