The Merry Kest-mas Edition

We are joined by Kest Schwartzman, mask-smith, to discuss the holidays and why Santa outsources beating you up. We teach you the true way to understand angelic language.

• Vagabond Metalworks (Kest's forge)
• The Half Male, Half Female Animals
• John Cage - 4' 33'' Death Metal Cover by Dead Territory
• Origin of Santa Claus
• Rock DJ
• The Art of Romance (NSFW)
• Bad Biology Blu-ray DVD Combo
• Bad Biology (2008) - A Sick Dick (Not Safe for Anything)
• Bob May Owns the Rights to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
• Ghost Stories: Complete Collection
• Six to Eight Black Men
• Holidays on Ice
• Fraternal Order of Real Bearded Santas
• Donald Trump attacked by American bald eagle - video
• Do Sloths Grab Their Own Arms and Fall to Their Death?
• Croakus Interruptus
• JAMES DEEN I'm Not a Rapist ...I'M ONLY AGGRESSIVE ON CAMERA
• Do You Smell What the Rock Is Hiding?
• Twitter threats to black Kean students made by black alum, police say
• Web Brigades (Professional Trolls)
• Was Vincent van Gogh Color Blind? It Sure Looks Like It
• Amber looks like Scott Weiland's wife, Jamie Wachtel
• Bob Bergen Mimics Mel Blanc's Porky Pig
• Niagara Niagara
• You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost): A Memoir
• Aciel Samael on Amazon
• Amber Haqu on Amazon

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  Thomm Quackenbush is an author and teacher in the Hudson Valley. He has published four novels in his Night's Dream series (We Shadows, Danse Macabre, Artificial Gods, and Flies to Wanton Boys). He has sold jewelry in Victorian England, confused children as a mad scientist, filed away more books than anyone has ever read, and tried to inspire the learning disabled and gifted. He is capable of crossing one eye, raising one eyebrow, and once accidentally groped a ghost. When not writing, he can be found biking, hiking the Adirondacks, grazing on snacks at art openings, and keeping a straight face when listening to people tell him they are in touch with 164 species of interstellar beings.