Are we the podcast for lesbians or Finnish death metal cocks? Daniel was Jesus briefly because he grew up in a non-denominational Born Again Christian cult who believed mental illness came from demons. Jesus pokes women in the ear to make new Jesuses (Jesi?). Amber does not eat babies and you should not burn her at the stake. Thomm is fine with anything that results in him getting pancakes. There is no such thing as Pagans. Jehovah's Witnesses are not bees but the clitoris is Satan's doorbell.
Thomm Quackenbush is an author and teacher in the Hudson Valley. Double Dragon publishes four novels in his Night's Dream series (We Shadows, Danse Macabre, and Artificial Gods, and Flies to Wanton Boys). He has sold jewelry in Victorian England, confused children as a mad scientist, filed away more books than anyone has ever read, and tried to inspire the learning disabled and gifted. He is capable of crossing one eye, raising one eyebrow, and once accidentally groped a ghost. When not writing, he can be found biking, hiking the Adirondacks, grazing on snacks at art openings, and keeping a straight face when listening to people tell him they are in touch with 164 species of interstellar beings.