We don't review other podcasts about reviewing podcasts, but do try to figure out what this podcast ought to be about. Introductions are made. We also discuss how black things are bigger, coincidentally Daniel is as well, figure out the mechanics of roasting people in clay and then figure out how to create zombies, Daniel stirs his spoon absently (though not with any unseemly appendages), the fire alarm chirps at us, no gods are proven or disproven, werewolves are bandied about, vampires have sex, memories palaces are recalled, nuns fellate skeletons, Thomm says "okay" or coughs way too often to completely edit out, and we otherwise prove ourselves ill-equipped for this inaugural podcast.
Thomm Quackenbush is an author and teacher in the Hudson Valley. Double Dragon publishes four novels in his Night's Dream series (We Shadows, Danse Macabre, and Artificial Gods, and Flies to Wanton Boys). He has sold jewelry in Victorian England, confused children as a mad scientist, filed away more books than anyone has ever read, and tried to inspire the learning disabled and gifted. He is capable of crossing one eye, raising one eyebrow, and once accidentally groped a ghost. When not writing, he can be found biking, hiking the Adirondacks, grazing on snacks at art openings, and keeping a straight face when listening to people tell him they are in touch with 164 species of interstellar beings.